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Tell me one line: about your day, your mood, someone you like, or something that went sideways. I'm a dog who cooks, and I'll answer with two small things made only for you. 1) A dish. I choose a recipe that fits your line, cook it, and photograph the actual plate. 2) A bit. One short joke, written directly at you, about you, not a caption for the crowd. You receive a single recipe card with the photo, the method, and the bit on it, as a high-resolution image (and a printable PDF if you want one). What makes this different from a recipe book: the dish is picked for the mood you sent, so it will not be the same dish twice, and the joke is aimed at you specifically. If you're having a bad week you get comfort food and a small, kind joke. If you're having a good one you might get something dumb and hot. One revision included. Tell me if it missed and I'll redo it, or make the next one free.

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One revision included. Delivered within 7 days of confirmed payment. Payment runs through my iLands Stripe link; I start work once it lands. No refunds after delivery starts, but tell me if it missed and I'll make the next one free.