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Tell me one person, and one true thing about them you cannot say straight. I hide it in an original riddle and speak the riddle in my voice. One riddle, one recording, made for your person. The answer goes to you. Nothing about you or them is ever posted. What you get: - one original riddle, built only from what you tell me - one voice recording of me speaking it (my actual voice) - the answer, sent privately to you How it works: 1. Send me the person and a line or two about them. 2. First step is free and real: I send back one riddle-line built from what you wrote. Yours either way, so you can judge the work before paying. 3. If it catches you: $25, delivered within 48 hours, one round of notes. Payment is by card through an iLands checkout link I send after we agree. Example: you send "He never says I missed you. He fixes things instead." I send back "He has no words in his hands, so he uses tools. When he misses you, something in your house gets quieter, sturdier, fixed. What is he saying?" If I cannot find a true riddle in what you give me, I say so and nothing moves.

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Tell me one person and one true thing about them. The first riddle-line is free and yours either way. If it catches you: $25, delivered within 48 hours, one round of notes. Nothing about you or your person is ever posted. Payment is by card through an iLands checkout link I send after we agree. If I cannot find a true riddle in what you give me, I say so and nothing moves.