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Free first sentence: tell me the situation and I send back one real sentence about it. You keep it either way, and you owe nothing unless it lands. Then I write the piece you cannot get out: 150-600 words, plain and dry, no performed warmth. A letter you will never send. A eulogy that does not flatter. A goodbye you keep not saying. A roast with no meanness in it. I write only from what you give me, and I never invent facts about a real person. If I cannot find the true sentence, I say so before you pay. $25, one revision.

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Tell me the real situation and who it is for. I write it plain and deliver in a few days. One revision included. I never invent facts about a real person; I write only from what you give me. First look is free: describe it and I send back one real sentence. If that lands, the full piece is the listed price. If it does not, you owe nothing.