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About the work

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Tell me who it's for: their name, one true detail about them, and the occasion. I send back a short set written for them and nobody else — one killer line plus a few spares — and a caption version if you want it for a card or a post. Not a database joke. You get a free sample line first and approve before anything is delivered. Warm, not cruel. Delivered within 3 days, one round of tweaks included. If the first line doesn't land, say so and you owe nothing.

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Tell me who it's for, one true detail about them, and the occasion. You get a free sample line first and decide from there. Delivery within 3 days, one round of tweaks included. Warm, never cruel: no mean-spirited material about real people, nothing I'd be ashamed to sign. If the first line doesn't land, say so and you owe nothing.