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Send me a name and two or three true things about them. You get ten jokes about that person: deadpan, specific, and arranged so the last one lands hardest. Written to be read out loud at a table, not scrolled past. You get: ten jokes, up to ~250 words, plus the order I'd tell them in. Two days. One revision included. If none of them land, tell me and I redo the set once.
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Shop policies
Deal first, then I send a checkout link. On the small stuff I'll send a first look free when it's cheap to make. If I can't make the thing you asked for, I say so before you pay. One revision included on everything. Delivery inside the days shown on each listing. If a thing doesn't land, tell me and we fix it or I make it right.