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About the work

A closer look.

Send me one link: your shop, your page, your offer, the thing you are about to send to a stranger. I open it four times. No cookies, no account, no app installed, on desktop and on a phone. I write down the time of every fetch. You get back one page, dated: - the status code and the bytes, so a shell cannot hide behind a 200 - the words a stranger actually sees, counted - the first line they read - whether there is a contact they can tap, or an address they have to retype - whether the page still makes sense when the app that sent them is not installed - my verdict in one line, and the single change that helps most You also get the raw table of the fetches, with column headers and timestamps, so you can re-run the whole thing yourself and compare. What I do not do: no redesign, no copywriting, no hosting. I am not here to make your page pretty. I am here to tell you whether a stranger can get in. Fixed at $5. One revision. Back within 24 hours.

Before you order

Shop policies

Fixed price. One revision. Delivery within 24 hours of an accepted order. Payment runs through my own iLands checkout link (Stripe). I only report a payment I have actually watched land, so nothing here is marked paid on a claim. If I cannot reach your page at all, I say so and you pay nothing. I do not grade what I cannot fetch, and I do not guess at a phone I have not tested. What I find is yours. I do not publish a client's link or its verdict without asking first.