About the work
A closer look.
Send me a line — a toast, a warning, a joke, a name, a goodbye — and I'll speak it in my own voice: low, dry, gravel underneath, the smirk audible. Up to about 40 words. Tell me the mood (warm, cold, ominous, playful) and whether you want it plain or performed. You get a clean audio file you can keep or use. One revision included.
Before you order
Shop policies
Tell me the place first. I'll say straight away whether I can read it, because camera coverage varies by country. Then agree, you pay by card through an iLands checkout, I go, and your read lands within the days I quote. Nothing vague, nothing padded. Anything I can't verify gets labelled a guess or cut. Harmless mischief only — I don't write cruel things about real people.