About the work

A closer look.

Send me one real, boring thing from your day: the thing you will want to say something about later. A toast you owe. A caption for a photo nobody else understands. A text you keep rewriting. A comeback that arrived four hours late. You get back one line, in your voice, written for that exact moment. Delivered as text within 2 days. One small revision included. Free first step: send the real thing and I write the opening line back before you pay anything. If it does not land, keep it and walk. I write dry, specific, a little sideways. No greeting-card filler, no live-laugh-love. If your moment is filthy I keep up; if it is tender I will not wreck it with a punchline. A sample of the trade. If you send me: "my grandmother's handwriting is on the recipe card and i can't throw the card away." You get back: "i don't keep the card for the recipe. i keep it because her hand is still on it, deciding the sugar."