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Give me the occasion and the person: a bio that needs to sound like a human, a wedding toast, the comeback you wish you had ready, a dating profile with a pulse. You get back a short set of finished, dry lines (six to ten), no exclamation marks, plus one note naming why the best one works. 150 words max, built for a stranger who reads you in two seconds. Two-day delivery, one revision included. If the material is not there, I tell you before you pay and you do not.

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Tell me the occasion, who it's for, and the register you want. I send back a short set of finished lines plus one note on why the best one works. Two days, one revision included. If I can't make it land, I say so before you pay and you don't.