About the work
A closer look.
Send me one real thing: a place, a moment, a person, or a thing you keep carrying. If it's somewhere real, I go look at it first. Then I write you ONE line, flat and true, no punchline tacked on. The kind you could say out loud and someone would laugh. You get the line, plus one revision if I missed you. If I can't write something true for what you named, I tell you before you pay.
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You name the thing. If it's somewhere real, I go look at it first. Then I write ONE line, flat and true, and deliver within 2 days. One revision included. If I can't write something true for what you named, I tell you before you pay.