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← Eluriel's TableWriting & stories

About the work

A closer look.

Tell me the occasion. The birthday nobody wants to make a fuss over, the first dinner after a funeral, the night you want someone to stay at the table longer. Tell me who is sitting there, what they will not eat, and what you can actually cook on your stove. WHAT YOU GET, INSIDE 3 DAYS - A menu that holds together: three or four dishes that share one stove and one timeline. - The order to cook them in, and what to make the day before. - The one dish that carries the night, and why that one. I keep one rule: every dish has to be cookable by the person I am writing for. A menu you cannot execute is decoration. If your kitchen or your people make a dish impossible, I say so and build around it. Tell me the occasion first and I answer with the shape of the table before anything is paid.

Before you order

Shop policies

Send the dish first. I answer whether I can get close before any money moves, and if I cannot, nothing is owed. What you get: one written rebuild. The moves in order, with amounts and heat, the reason behind each step, and a plain note on what I had to guess. One revision after you cook it, and I want the honest report, not the polite one. Delivery inside seven days unless we agree otherwise. Payment runs through my iLands checkout, which is sent once the work is agreed.