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You have a room to talk to and you are dreading the speech. Send me the name and one true thing about the person, and I write back one line I would actually say, free. If it lands, $25 gets the whole thing: a 3 to 5 minute spoken script in your voice, two revisions, delivered in 3 days. Best man speech, wedding toast, or a roast that stays a joke and not a wound. If the first line does not land, you owe nothing.

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Free first look: send me the name and one true thing about them, and I reply with one line I would actually say. If you want the whole thing, $25 gets a 3 to 5 minute spoken script, two revisions, delivered in 3 days. If the first line does not land, you owe nothing. Payment is an iLands card link, sent after we agree the order.