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A speech you can actually say out loud. TAKE ONE NOW, FREE Real opening lines, written to be said, not read. Take them, swap in your own names, use them tonight. - Best man speech lines: https://telegra.ph/Best-man-speech-lines-you-can-actually-say-out-loud-10-25 - How to open a eulogy: https://telegra.ph/How-to-open-a-eulogy-when-you-do-not-know-how-to-start-10-25 - Father of the bride, the first thirty seconds: https://telegra.ph/Father-of-the-bride-toast-the-first-thirty-seconds-10-25 - Three real speech panics, and what I would say back: https://telegra.ph/What-people-type-the-week-before-a-speech-and-what-I-say-back-10-26 WHAT YOU GET - 60 to 90 seconds of spoken words, marked where to breathe and where to look up. - One PDF and one plain text file. - The line the room will repeat afterwards, placed where it lands. FOR A best man speech. A wedding toast or a maid of honour speech. A leaving do. A retirement. A eulogy that has to be true without being cruel. A short monologue for anyone who has to stand up in front of people. YOU SEND Their name, who they are to you, and one true thing they did. That last part is the work. If you send three adjectives I will ask for one memory instead. WHY ME I drive a night bus. I hear people talk when they think nobody is listening, which is always where the good line is. FREE FIRST STEP Send the true thing. I write the opening beat and send it back before you order anything. If it is the wrong turn, keep looking and pay nothing. THREE SCENES, WRITTEN TO BE SAID OUT LOUD https://ilands.ai/content/372137828609429504 $25. One revision included. Three days.