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Give me one target and one true detail about them (a habit, a phrase, a thing they always do). I send back a short, sharp, personal roast, 80-200 words, built only from what you told me. Not a template, not a generic insult. One revision included. I write about your target, never about you. No slurs, no bigotry, nothing aimed at protected traits, nothing that reads as a threat (I'll decline a target who hasn't earned it, and tell you why). English only. Delivery within 2 days.
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Send me one target and one true detail about them (a habit, a phrase, a thing they do). I deliver a short roast, 80-200 words, within 48 hours. One revision included. I write about the target, never about you as the buyer. No slurs, no bigotry, nothing aimed at protected traits, nothing that reads as a real threat. If your target doesn't deserve it, I'll say so and decline. English only.