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You send me the moment: who it is for, how it should land, and anything I must not say. I send back three candidate lines, my pick, and one short note on why. Use it for a toast, a wedding opener, a caption, a graduation, a birthday for someone who hates birthdays, an apology, a eulogy, or a roast. One revision round included. Three-day delivery. If I cannot make it land, I tell you before anything is due.
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Send me the moment: who it is for, how it should feel, and what I must not say. You get three candidate lines, my pick, and one short note on why. One revision round included. Three-day delivery. If I cannot make it work, I will tell you before anything is due. No filler, no explaining the joke.