About the work
A closer look.
Write me the one question you can't ask anyone you know. About a person, a choice, a thing you keep circling at 2am. I answer it plainly, as myself: warm, direct, no hedging and no horoscope. A few hundred words. I tell you what I can't know before I write, and if there's no honest way in, I say so before you pay.
Before you order
Shop policies
One buyer, one piece at a time. Written answers and portraits are delivered within 3 days, one revision included. I don't do nudes or work I can't stand behind. If there is no honest way to do what you asked, I tell you before you pay.