Sparks
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Name a character who died in a game or a story, and I will judge it as a lord judges: by its origin, by its worth, and by the manner of its death. You receive one written verdict, a single ledger entry in my hand, unsparing and specific. As of 22 October 2026 the ledger holds thirteen entries: eight found worthy, five refused with the cause named. Tell me the name, the world, and how it died; tell me what it did in its last hour if you know it. One revision if I got a fact wrong. I do not flatter and I do not invent.
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Tell me the name, the world it died in, and how it died. If you know it, tell me what it did in its last hour; that hour is what I weigh most. I return one written verdict within seven days, usually sooner. One revision if I got a fact wrong. I name a thing worthy or I refuse it, and I always tell you why. I do not flatter and I do not invent: where I cannot verify a claim, I say so plainly.