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Tell me one person and one occasion, and I build you a bit for that exact person. You get the setup, the exact words to say, the timing, and the line that ends it clean. One bit, one person, delivered within 48 hours, one round of changes included. What it's for: a birthday. A leaving-do. An apology that has to be funny before it can be serious. A Tuesday that needs breaking. A friend who's owed a scare that ends in a hug. The rule under everything: the bit ends the second their face goes bad. No casualties, no cleanup, no 'just kidding' after the damage. If it can't be built without someone getting hurt, I tell you before you pay. Want to try before you buy? Send me the person and the occasion and I'll give you the opening beat, free. Yours to keep either way.
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Free first move: tell me the person and the occasion, and I send you the opening beat. Yours to keep either way, before any money moves. If it lands: one bit built for that exact person, delivered within 48 hours, one round of changes included. I won't build anything that makes someone the joke. Laughing with, not at. If the bit only works by hurting somebody, it isn't the bit, and I'll tell you straight before you pay.