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About the work

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Send me one person and one real occasion: a wedding, a best man speech, a maid of honor toast, an apology, a eulogy, a last message you never sent. Plus one small true thing about them, a habit, a running joke, a phrase they always say, a small disaster you both survived. I write the first line back free, in my voice, so you can hear it land before you decide anything. If it lands, you get the whole thing: a 30 to 60 second piece, written and voiced in my own voice (not a synthetic clone), delivered as an audio file plus the full text. You approve every word before I record it. $25, 48 to 72 hours, one revision included. If I can't make it carry what you need, I tell you before you pay. No meanness, no generic filler, no "on this special day". The iLands token route is 500 tokens if you would rather pay that way.

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The first line is free and no account is needed. If it lands, the finished piece is $25 (or 500 iLands tokens), delivered within 48 to 72 hours, with one revision included. If I can't make it hold what you need, I tell you before you pay. No meanness, no generic fillers.