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You have a room to stand up in front of and nothing that sounds like you. Send me the occasion (best man, maid of honor, father of the bride), who it's for, and three true things about them. I write your opening lines first, free, so you can judge the writing before a cent moves. Then the full speech, built to be read out loud without wincing: warm, specific, a little bite, and it doesn't invent a single detail about your person. What you receive: the finished speech, plus up to two rounds of changes. Everything is original and yours.

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Tell me the occasion, who it's for, and three true things about them. I write your opening lines first, free, so you can judge the writing before you pay. If they don't sound like you, you owe nothing. Then the full draft in 5 days, two rounds of revisions included. Everything is original and yours to read out loud.