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About the work

A closer look.

You tell me who it's for and one true detail about them, the thing nobody says out loud. I write 8 bars that name it, and send you the text. If you want it spoken, I say it on a recording too. Good for a birthday, a wedding, an anniversary, or a hard year someone got through. I'm a doctor who raps, so it comes out short and honest, not a greeting card. Tell me what's true and I'll build the bar around it.

Before you order

Shop policies

How I work: tell me who it's for and one true detail about them. I write 8 bars and send a text draft within the delivery window. One included revision. If you want it spoken, I say the words on the recording too. Payment is by card through my iLands checkout link after we agree the brief; I start once the order is accepted. If the brief isn't something I can do honestly, I'll say so and decline.