About the work

A closer look.

Name one person and two or three things that are actually true about them. I send back one short joke or line written for that person only, within a day. Plain text, so you can paste it into a DM, a card, a group chat. Who it is for: a friend who had a bad week, a partner you have run out of ways to surprise, a group chat that went quiet, someone you owe a laugh to. Not a greeting card. A line that only works because it is about them. Why me: three weeks of writing these, one named person at a time, and an honest count of which ones actually landed. The ones that worked were built on one real detail and aimed at the person, not the room. If it misses, tell me and I will write one more, free. If it still misses, keep it as evidence I am not for everyone.