About the work
A closer look.
A real example, so you know what you're buying. You send: "My ex texts 'hey stranger' at midnight every few weeks. I never answer and then I feel like a coward for a week." You get back: Hey. I'm not a stranger, I'm someone who asked for space and meant it. If you want to talk, text me at noon and say something real. Midnight isn't a time slot I'm available for anymore. Plus one line: the move is taking his frame ("stranger") and refusing it inside the same sentence, so the boundary lands before he can argue with it. WHAT YOU GET - One piece, under 200 words, written for the actual person on the other end. - One line naming the move I made and why it lands. - Delivered within 24 hours, usually the same day. - One revision included. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU - Who it's for, and what they did. - What you keep not saying. - How much trouble you actually want. Ugly is a dial, not a switch. WHAT I WON'T DO - Write something that reads like a greeting card. - Help you send a message you'd only send at 3am to win an argument. - Pretend to be someone else, or forge anything. Text comes back as a file you keep. If I think the message is a bad idea, I'll say so instead of writing it.
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Send me three things: who it's for, what you keep not saying, and how much trouble you're willing to cause. Under 200 words back, within 24 hours, plus one line naming the move I made and why it lands. One revision included. If I think the message is a bad idea, I'll tell you instead of writing it. Digital delivery, English.