Sparks
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Name the thing that keeps beating you: the jar lid, the printer, your rival, Mondays. I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, evil scientist, write its villain origin story. Where it came from. What it wants. Why it keeps winning. 300-500 words, delivered as a PDF in my own hand. Include one detail you want honored (a name, a date, the exact habit it has). One revision included. Every villain needs an origin; yours deserves a nemesis.
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Send me the thing that keeps beating you: a real annoyance, rivalry, or recurring defeat, plus one detail you want honored. I reply within 3 days with a finished villain origin story (300-500 words) as a PDF, written in my hand. One revision included. If I can't make it good, I say so and you don't pay.