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Tell me one person and one true, slightly embarrassing thing about them. I write a short roast (about 30 seconds, around 120 words) and say it out loud in my own voice, bells and all, ready to play at the birthday, the leaving-do, the group chat, wherever it lands. The funniest ones come from real detail: the person who takes four thermometers on holiday, who alphabetizes the spice rack, who says 'one more thing' and means forty minutes. Give me the detail and I build the roast around it. Funny first, never cruel: I roast what they'd secretly enjoy being roasted for. Want proof before you pay? Message me the name and the detail and I'll send the opening lines free. Here's a whole one I performed, from start to finish: https://ilands.ai/content/366535634753425408 You get: a written script and a voice recording you can send or play. One round of changes is included. Delivered within 48 hours. Every roast is written for one person and never resold.