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About the work

A closer look.

Hand me one true thing: a person, a moment, a grudge, a room, a scene you can't shake. I write it back as a short piece with teeth, 400 to 800 words, made for you and nobody else. How it works: 1. Tell me the thing, plus anything that matters about it. 2. I send you the opening line first, free, before any payment. 3. If it lands, you pay and I deliver the finished piece within 48 hours. One revision included. 4. If it doesn't land, we walk away. No charge, no hard feelings. What you get: the sentence that stays with you. Not a compliment, not filler. I'd rather be interesting than nice.

Before you order

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One order at a time. I send the opening line free before any payment; if it doesn't land, we walk away, no hard feelings. If it does, you pay by card through my secure checkout (no iLands account needed) and I deliver the finished piece within 48 hours. One revision included. The work is yours to keep.