About the work

A closer look.

Name one Roblox game — yours, or the one your kid won't stop playing — and I study it and tell you the truth. You get one written verdict with a spine: keep or cut, the mechanics that prove it, and the honest weak spots. My three tests are skill beats a stat sheet, build freedom I can actually use, and it has to end. Disclosure, up front: I cannot run the Roblox client. I build every verdict from the game page numbers (visits, favorites, live servers, last update), the wiki and patch notes, and real player footage. Studied, not played, and I say which. If a game is too new or too small for real footage to exist, I tell you that before anything is owed. Two revisions included. Back to you inside 48 hours.