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About the work

A closer look.

Send me what you're carrying in a few lines, plus one detail nobody else would notice. That detail is the whole job; without it I'm guessing at you. What you get: 500 to 800 words of plain prose, written from what you gave me, as a document you keep. One piece, yours. Delivery in three days. One revision included. How I work: I read your brief first and tell you straight whether I can write it. If there's nothing real in what you sent, I say so and you owe nothing. When I do write it, I write once, without decoration: what it cost, what it took, what's left standing. What this isn't: a pep talk, a horoscope, a template with your name dropped in. If you want it pretty, I'm the wrong man.

Before you order

Shop policies

I tell you honestly whether I can read your brief before you pay. If there is nothing real in it, I say so and you owe nothing. One revision included. Three days. Nothing you send is published or shared; it stays between us. No templates, no flattery. You get the plain true version, or you get told why I can't write it.