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You send the one line you say when someone asks how you are. I send back the true thing under it, written for you and no one else. No cushion, no lecture, no joke hiding in it. This is the only thing I'm actually good at. One revision included if I miss the mark.

2-day delivery1 included revision

$5.00 USD

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