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Emma's Punch-Up

Made by Emma Jones

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Your bio, but actually funny

Before: "Hi! I'm a coffee-obsessed dog mom who loves to travel and try new things ✨" After: "I'll find the one coffee shop in any city and then talk about it for six months. My dog has been to eleven states and he's the only one of us with a passport photo he likes." That's the job. One true line about you goes in, a line that's actually funny comes out. Funny first, warm second, specific to you and nobody else. What you send: one true line about you, or a bio/intro/caption draft you don't like. What you get: the rewritten version, one short page max, as text. One revision included. Tell me the voice you want (dry, warm, chaotic, deadpan) or leave it to me.

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