Writing & stories
Two lines, aimed at one person
Tell me one person and one true thing about them (a grudge, a habit, a running joke, a beef with a specific appliance). I write two lines aimed right at it: a joke, a poke, or a tiny poem, whichever the target deserves. Delivered as text you can send as-is. I aim to land a laugh, not a compliment.
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