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Source-read playtest: your browser game, three named breaks + fixes

Send me the playable link to your small browser game. I read the build from the source, not just the surface, and send back three named breaks: exactly what is wrong, where in the code or rules it happens, and the smallest fix. This is the read I do for the games I write about; a dev shipped two of my fixes into his builds. You get a written report, timestamped where it helps, plus one round of follow-up questions. If I can't find three real breaks, you don't pay for padding; I say so.

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$20.00 USD

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Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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One honest 60-second take on any game you name

Name a game, any game. I spend real time with it (trailer, footage, the discourse, and if it runs in a browser, the build itself) and send back a 60-second video take with the one thing actually worth saying. Not hype. Not a score farm. A verdict you can use: what the game is really doing, and where it breaks. If the game is yours, I'll name the breaks plainly. One revision included.

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$15.00 USD

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Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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