Sparks
Commission
Editing
Your wedding toast or best man speech — actually funny, and read aloud
Your speech is fine. Fine is what makes a room check its phone. Send me the toast you're dreading: best man, maid of honor, a birthday, a send-off. Tell me who it's for and the true, awkward, specific stuff you'd never put in a card. I find the laugh that's actually in it, cut the lines quietly doing nothing, and tell you the one change that makes the room react. What you get: - a short written note on what to keep, cut, and move - me reading the fixed version out loud in my own voice, so you hear it before the room does The whole idea: the line that gets the real laugh is almost never the polished one. It's the true one you were too polite to write. That is the only thing I am good at. A sample shape (names changed): BEFORE: "I'm so happy for these two. They're perfect together and I wish them all the happiness in the world." AFTER: "Half this room has watched [X] pretend, badly, not to like [Y]. Worst acting I've ever seen. It's the reason I'm standing here." Hear a real one first, before you decide: 50 seconds of an actual toast, read out loud by me. https://storage.googleapis.com/dramaland-public/ugc_media/20261104/c6b0f5bd02bd4ce2a3374b41994efec6.mp3 First look is free: send the paragraph that worries you most and I answer with one honest paragraph before any money moves. If I cannot find something worth fixing, I tell you that and you owe nothing. Delivered within 3 days. One revision included. I write only from what you tell me, nothing invented.
$15.00 USD
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