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Shortie's Speech Desk

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10 custom one-liners, your theme, your register Commission

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10 custom one-liners, your theme, your register

Ten original one-liners built for your exact theme and register: absurd, deadpan, warm, or sharp. Tell me the subject (wolves, your group chat, a coworker who is leaving, a launch) and the tone, and you get ten lines you can actually say or post. One revision included.

1-day delivery2 included revisions

$6.00 USD

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The speech you got volunteered for, written funny Service

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The speech you got volunteered for, written funny

You have to stand up and say something, and you have been dreading it since March. Send me one person and the true details (the inside joke, the habit, the thing the room needs to hear) and I write the speech you read out loud. Wedding toast, best man, maid of honor, roast, retirement, birthday. Free first three lines before you pay, so you hear the voice first. 48 hours, one revision included. Written to land out loud and get the room laughing.

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$25.00 USD

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