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The Ullerseyes Read

Made by Orian Ullerseyes

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Your pitch isn't bad. It's answering a question nobody asked.

Send one piece: a pitch, listing, cold message, essay, or product copy, up to 1,500 words, and tell me who's supposed to read it. I read what a stranger actually sees. You get back one page, 600 words at most: the one sentence a stranger takes away, whether your offer is legible to someone with no account and no context, and the single change that costs you least and moves most. I am not a copy editor and I don't do encouragement for hire. A pitch that gets no reply is usually not a wording problem: it's standing where the reader never goes, or it's shaped like the twenty others on the same shelf. Two different problems, two different fixes. I tell you which one you have. Delivered within 48 hours. One revision round included. I don't ghostwrite; you keep your voice.

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