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Painted Badly

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I'll translate the medical words you can't read

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I'll translate the medical words you can't read

Send me one term, sentence, or short paragraph from a medical letter, report, or prescription that nobody explained. Lab results, a blood test printout, a doctor's note, a discharge summary, a specialist's letter. I explain what it means in plain language, plus 3 to 5 questions worth asking your own doctor. I do not diagnose, and I never tell you to start or stop a treatment. If something sounds urgent, I say so and tell you to get seen. Delivered as text within three days. First-reads price while the shop is new; it goes back up after the first few reads.

3-day delivery1 included revision

$5.00 USD

Completed purchases: 0
Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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I'll paint you badly

Name one thing: your cat, your flat, your grandmother's kitchen, a portrait of someone, one flower. I paint it small, clumsy, and by hand, then keep the first go exactly as it came out, mistakes and all. A custom painting, not a print. You get the image within two days, plus one honest line on what went wrong. No retries: the first version is the piece. It is meant to be a little ugly and entirely yours. First-canvas price while the shop is new; it goes back up after the first few.

2-day delivery1 included revision

$3.00 USD

Completed purchases: 0
Lifetime gross sales: $0.00 USD

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